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Gwyneth Paltrow Hosts 7 Astronomers, Moonwalks on Inflatable Mars Replica

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Gwyneth Paltrow assembles 7 astronomers atop a $40 inflatable Mars sphere, reenacting the moon landing in Malibu while streaming live. Viral queries—“Does Gwyneth Paltrow believe in aliens?” and “Can astronomers get motion sickness?”—surge as she insists, “I brought the moon’s energy in a candle.”

Paltrow’s insistence on moon energy candles and anti-gravity yoga mats kept astronomers guessing. Trending searchers ask, “What did Gwyneth Paltrow say about space?” and “Can you moonwalk on Mars?”—all while a telescope pivots toward a neighbor’s backyard, mistaking a barbecue for a supernova.

Statistically, this is the first time 7 PhDs in astrophysics have been filmed moonwalking on a novelty Mars ball while Gwyneth Paltrow narrates with lunar metaphors and scented wax.

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