Greenlandic ice cubes, harvested from ancient icebergs, are being sold in Dubai for $100 a dozen—just to chill expensive cocktails. This bizarre fusion of luxury and climate irony makes Greenlandic ice cubes the world’s trendiest, least-practical status symbol for wealthy partygoers thirsty for uniqueness and SEO-worthy stories.

Lavish Dubai bars now boast Greenlandic ice cubes in cocktails, each cube a $100 statement of opulence and environmental irony. Greenlandic ice cubes, cut from 100,000-year-old glaciers, intrigue Dubai’s elite—pushing the limits of both indulgence and absurdity.