In a shocking turn of events, Waterloo students found themselves trapped by a gang of aggressive nesting Canada geese—proving that even birds have boundaries. The feathered fiends weren’t just honking around; they were full-on enforcing their turf. When nature calls, sometimes it’s to block your path with feathers and fury.

As Waterloo’s viral goose videos rack up millions of views on TikTok, students are now experts in “Canada goose survival tactics”—dodging beaks, sacrificing Costco croissants, and tracking nests via Goose Watch maps. Urban wildlife drama has never been so binge-worthy.