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Yellowstone Fox Steals 17 Sneakers, Outruns Campers in Midnight Shoe Heist

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Yellowstone fox, now infamous for swiping 17 left sneakers from campers in one week, has park rangers fielding 'do foxes really hoard shoes?' and 'how to stop shoes vanishing at campgrounds.' Witnesses at Mammoth Campground describe a ginger blur absconding with Nikes at 2 a.m. One ranger quipped, 'He only takes the ones with good arch support.'

After last night's moonlit sneaker raid, bewildered campers discovered a trail of single Crocs and confused squirrels near site 42. The fox’s larceny has sparked searches for 'fox urban legends' and 'animals that collect human objects.' Rangers warn, 'He’s picky—he left behind every flip-flop.' Imagine a ginger fox with a Nike stash larger than most dorm closets.

In just six days, the fox’s haul included three pairs of size 12 New Balances and a child’s LED light-up sneaker, now reportedly flashing deep in the sagebrush.

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