In a Florida domestic dispute that escalated quicker than you can say "bless you," a man was arrested for launching a snot rocket at his partner. It’s the kind of low that only Florida could deliver—where nasal misfires turn into full-blown felonies. Who knew blowing your nose could land you in cuffs?

Yoel Mizrahi’s bizarre arrest landed him in Broward County Main Jail after his mucus missile, spit, and a violent shove left his wife marked and deputies stunned. The Parkland domestic battery case instantly became a viral Florida crime oddity, setting social feeds ablaze.