Denied a job interview, a Florida man responded with a golden protest—literally—by hurling bottles of urine at the business. It’s job-seeking meets biohazard in a move that screams “Hire me, or else.” Safe to say, he didn’t get a callback—unless it was from law enforcement.

John Connaughton’s urine rampage at Doors, Moulding & More didn’t just drench an unlucky employee’s bare legs and wreck $1,000 in merchandise—it landed him felony battery charges and viral infamy as a “Clearwater pee attack” suspect, forever notorious on Florida man lists.