In a move that redefines 'hospitality under pressure,' a Florida man suspected of drunk driving offered his vodka spritz to the deputy pursuing him. This bizarre roadside cocktail hour landed him in more trouble, but certainly makes 'Florida Man offers vodka spritz mid-pursuit' a trending tale for the ages.

Even as bodycam footage captured Chad Harlan’s boozy grin, his offer of a High Noon vodka spritz to the deputy turned into instant viral video gold. Floridians on social media now crown him king of “drunk driving fails”—a cautionary meme for the digital age.