Dairy Nightmare: 1,000 Canadians Blame Cheese for Surreal Sleep Terrors

Dairy nightmares plague 1,000 Canadians, as Montrealās Tore Nielsen reveals cheese may unleash wild dream terrorsāprompting searches like 'does cheese cause nightmares?' and 'foods that disturb sleep.' In the study, lactose intolerance symptoms matched nightmare frequency, with participants confessing, 'People were blaming cheese all the time for their bad dreams.'
Building on Montrealās cheese-blame confessions, researchers found sweets and dairy led to more emotional dream chaos, fueling questions like 'why does dairy affect dreams?' and 'can upset stomachs cause vivid nightmares?' Picture a university sleep lab where every late-night cheese plate triggers a surreal stampede of cows through REM cyclesāNielsen quips, 'I think we got some better answers in the study for that.'
Six in ten Americans now weaponize their diets against sleep, but only Canadian cheese seems to inspire nightmares so potent, participants reported missing real-life tasks after a midnight Gouda binge.