In an unsettling twist, holy water in Europe was found to be contaminated with cholera, leading to a wellness trend no one asked for. What was meant to be a divine refreshment became a public health crisis—proving that sometimes, miracles come with side effects. Drink at your own risk... or not at all.

This “cholera-infused holy water” phenomenon managed to blend ancient ritual with a dose of illness, leaving health circles both amused and alarmed. As reports from Rome to Lourdes confirm, this bizarre wellness trend is one pilgrimage where only bacteria truly thrive.