Biohacker Claims His Biological Age is 10: The Death-Dodging Update

In a bizarre twist of self-optimization, tech billionaire Byran Johnson announces he’s achieved a biological age of 10, sparking both awe and disbelief in the realm of anti-aging endeavors.
Johnson’s telomere test results—boasting 10.27 kilobases, far above typical adult averages—set off viral debate across anti-aging forums. Yet critics warn, “Long telomeres can mean higher cancer risk.” The billionaire’s saga is now a lightning rod for longevity science skeptics.