The US urges Mexico to curb a bizarre biological border breach: screwworm parasites threatening a cross-country crawl. Screwworms—yes, actual flesh-eating larvae—are now the unwelcome migrants prompting frantic international negotiations. Forget walls; we might need bug nets.
A TikTok astrologer’s horoscope took a sharp turn when authorities arrested him for predicting a Myanmar earthquake. Apparently, Mercury retrograde is now a prosecutable offense in parts of Southeast Asia’s influencer scene.
Even the holiest of lying-in-state events can't escape the selfie generation. The Vatican’s latest plea for papal decorum collides hilariously with TikTok tourism and influencer culture.
Serbia decided to treat researchers like Cinderella with a midnight deadline—except it’s noon, and the only thing turning into a pumpkin is academic productivity. Peer review just got a turbo mode.
Hospital staff in Majorca waved goodbye to this elderly woman—only for her to say hello from a body bag en route to her own funeral. Spain’s news cycle just got a pulse, literally.
English Queen Camilla and vampire conspiracy are spiking again, as royal watchers debate if her marriage was a supernatural career move. Who knew the Windsors could moonlight as creatures of the night?
A fired Disney worker hacked food menus to slip in profanities and chaos, earning himself a three-year vacation courtesy of federal prison. Turns out, the happiest place on Earth does not tolerate ‘Cheesy Shits’ with your fries.
Residents of Trang, Thailand, think Nutcha’s massive 3.8-foot dreadlock isn’t just a hair-raising sight—it’s literally haunted. Local folklore collides with flyaway follicles as “ghost hair” becomes the town’s supernatural centerpiece.
The UK’s latest nuclear project screeched to a halt after a brigade of radioactive rats decided to make it their new home. Britain’s nuclear ambitions just got upstaged by rodent squatters with a glow-in-the-dark twist.
Dubai drinkers now pay $100 for Greenlandic ice cubes in their cocktails, proving luxury knows no bounds—or logic. Greenland's new export: ancient iceberg cubes straight to your glass, climate guilt included free of charge.
This Australian spent enough on cat cosplay to actually buy a real cat (or ten), only to discover clout doesn’t come with nine lives. TikTok, meet the world’s most expensive case of buyer’s remorse.
A wild turkey, dubbed a local celebrity, has returned to Manhattan, igniting joy and concern among residents hoping to see its quest for romance unfold.
Florida man arrested after snot rocket sparks domestic dispute—bodily functions officially join the list of criminal offenses.
Sarah Palin claims a New York Times editorial left her feeling spiritually deflated—because nothing says modern politics like losing your oomph in open court.
