Montana lawmakers just passed a bill shielding students from punishment if they refuse to use someone’s preferred pronouns—turning grammar into a battleground and civics into a semantics debate. Supporters call it free speech; critics say it licenses disrespect. Either way, English class just got a lot more politically charged.
The Pentagon just got a glam squad. Move over, military briefings—there’s a new battle for flawless foundation under the fluorescent lights. Apparently, national security now includes HD-ready complexions.
Sarah Palin claims a New York Times editorial left her feeling spiritually deflated—because nothing says modern politics like losing your oomph in open court.
Congresswoman Nancy Mace's viral supermarket video is a political thriller with a twist. Who needs Netflix when real life serves such drama?
Science meets Olympic-level awkwardness as the world’s first official sperm race crowns a champion. Genetics, fertility clinics, and way too much competitive energy collide in humanity’s weirdest new sport, now streaming for curious onlookers worldwide.
One moment you're channeling your inner gymnast, the next you're seeing nothing but darkness. A British woman’s cartwheel marathon turns into an unexpected, vision-blurring Olympic event.
Peter Hudson was discovered mid-romance with his sex doll on the front porch, confessing to both neighbors and the court—all in one moment. British justice meets inflatable companionship in a scene so surreal, even Love Island’s casting directors would think twice.
In an unprecedented bureaucratic plot twist, Social Security vanished thousands of retirees after a DOGE-named agency wielded too much delete power. Turns out, being 'digitally dead' doesn’t help you collect benefits—or set up a game night.
Humanoid robots lined up for the world’s first robot half-marathon, promptly proving they’re better at slapstick than sprinting. Beijing’s robo-runners wowed crowds with accidental acrobatics and slow-motion drama, not exactly threatening human athletic supremacy this year.
Marine biologists rejoice as the elusive colossal squid finally makes its cinematic debut. A true cephalopod blockbuster—years in the making.
Judge halts deportation over stress concerns—turns out immigration law now comes with a mental health clause and a plot twist.
Dwayne Johnson transforms so drastically for a new role fans mistake him for someone else entirely. The internet can’t believe its eyes.
When your startup’s top exec is AI and your first move is to hit on her, you’ve achieved Silicon Valley satire. This is ChatGPT meets 'The Office'—with more HR warnings and less reality.
A Russian traveler pulls a literal disappearing act at JFK, breezing through layers of airport security straight onto a flight to Paris. TSA agents everywhere are updating their résumés—and rethinking invisibility cloaks.
