GTA 6 fans joke Pope Francis arrived before new trailer, as Rockstar’s silence outlasts a papal election. The saga’s now trending: gamers reflect on ecclesiastical timelines overtaking game development cycles in this absurd reality check.
A Starbucks line turned into unscripted reality TV when one bold customer ordered something so wild, it left witnesses doubting their own caffeine intake. Apparently, Starbucks is now serving up a side of chaos with every venti.
Turns out those stringy banana phloem bundles you’ve been discarding are a nutritional powerhouse, not an aesthetic offense. Food science and plant biology collide as the Internet debates whether eating phloem is the next viral health hack or just plain weird.
If your air fryer has you feeling extra “excited” in the kitchen, science says you’re not alone. Apparently, crispy fries are just the tip of the iceberg in this sizzling revelation.
A plot in West London barely big enough for a squirrel's commute is selling for the cost of a takeaway coffee. London real estate just entered the Twilight Zone.
An EasyJet flight was forced into an emergency landing when one passenger became convinced the cabin was crawling with snakes. Spoiler: the only thing slithering was his grip on reality.
One moment you're channeling your inner gymnast, the next you're seeing nothing but darkness. A British woman’s cartwheel marathon turns into an unexpected, vision-blurring Olympic event.
Peter Hudson was discovered mid-romance with his sex doll on the front porch, confessing to both neighbors and the court—all in one moment. British justice meets inflatable companionship in a scene so surreal, even Love Island’s casting directors would think twice.
In an unprecedented bureaucratic plot twist, Social Security vanished thousands of retirees after a DOGE-named agency wielded too much delete power. Turns out, being 'digitally dead' doesn’t help you collect benefits—or set up a game night.
Humanoid robots lined up for the world’s first robot half-marathon, promptly proving they’re better at slapstick than sprinting. Beijing’s robo-runners wowed crowds with accidental acrobatics and slow-motion drama, not exactly threatening human athletic supremacy this year.
Scientists just found a caterpillar that literally cocoons itself in the corpses of its vanquished prey. Move over, Silence of the Lambs—nature’s got a new fashion-forward villain crawling through the undergrowth.
A Tesla whistleblower alleges Elon Musk pushed to deport her entire team after they flagged brake safety issues. Corporate drama meets immigration nightmare.
Sarah Palin claims a New York Times editorial left her feeling spiritually deflated—because nothing says modern politics like losing your oomph in open court.
Florida man arrested for renting out a house he didn’t own—turns out the only thing more confusing than Florida real estate is Florida real estate law.
