A manager's attempt to guilt-trip an employee into working on their day off meets a delightful twist of irony. This story highlights the ongoing struggle for work-life balance, with a dash of workplace humor thrown in for good measure.
In an unprecedented bureaucratic plot twist, Social Security vanished thousands of retirees after a DOGE-named agency wielded too much delete power. Turns out, being 'digitally dead' doesnât help you collect benefitsâor set up a game night.
Texas politicians want to evict furries from school grounds, leaving mascots nervously checking their fur suits. The furry subculture crackdown raises eyebrows and hackles in the Lone Star Stateâs education system.
Houstonâs emergency hotline got a bit too real when a 911 operator channeled meme culture and hung upâmid-crisis. Somewhere, Sweet Brown is nodding in solidarity.
Uberâs customer service went ghost after a Toronto mom watched her ride disappearâwith her kid still inside. Ghosting, but make it rideshare.
An ÂŁ8 Too Good To Go bag from Harrods left one shopper questioning realityâand luxury food pricing. Gourmet bargains or just posh leftovers?
One moment you're channeling your inner gymnast, the next you're seeing nothing but darkness. A British womanâs cartwheel marathon turns into an unexpected, vision-blurring Olympic event.
Peter Hudson was discovered mid-romance with his sex doll on the front porch, confessing to both neighbors and the courtâall in one moment. British justice meets inflatable companionship in a scene so surreal, even Love Islandâs casting directors would think twice.
Humanoid robots lined up for the worldâs first robot half-marathon, promptly proving theyâre better at slapstick than sprinting. Beijingâs robo-runners wowed crowds with accidental acrobatics and slow-motion drama, not exactly threatening human athletic supremacy this year.
Scientists just found a caterpillar that literally cocoons itself in the corpses of its vanquished prey. Move over, Silence of the Lambsânatureâs got a new fashion-forward villain crawling through the undergrowth.
Move over, robo-judgesâthe UAE just put ChatGPT on the legislative payroll. The first nation to automate lawmaking, the Emirates lets artificial intelligence draft the rules mere mortals must follow.
In a 'flush' of satirical enthusiasm, a Chinese city hits back at Trump tariffs with a uniquely toilet-themed protest. Talk about a brush with controversy!
Astronomers find missing hydrogen gasâturns out half the universe was just really good at hiding.
In a jaw-dropping twist, a Japanese bus driver loses his substantial pension for stealing a mere $7, raising eyebrows about justice and sanity.
Cholera found in holy water across Europeâfaith meets gastrointestinal adventure in the latest unholy wellness twist.
Uberâs customer service went ghost after a Toronto mom watched her ride disappearâwith her kid still inside. Ghosting, but make it rideshare.