Astronomers have finally located the universe’s missing hydrogen gas, essentially uncovering half the cosmos like it was behind the cosmic couch cushions all along. It’s a win for astrophysics and a reminder that even the universe loses track of its stuff—just on a slightly more galactic scale.
Scientists just found a caterpillar that literally cocoons itself in the corpses of its vanquished prey. Move over, Silence of the Lambs—nature’s got a new fashion-forward villain crawling through the undergrowth.
Turns out, Amaropostia stiptica isn’t deadly—unless you count the flavor. Scientists have officially crowned this humble fungus the world’s most bitter, making even kale look like birthday cake in comparison. Bitter mushroom fans, rejoice—or recoil.
Physicists just managed to pin down a flash of light in space-time—no, this isn’t a Marvel plotline, it’s real quantum weirdness. Prepare to have your physics-loving brain fried.
Sick of pills and shots? Scientists at UPenn have engineered gum that both delivers meds and traps flu and herpes viruses. Finally, something to chew on besides your health insurance bill.
One moment you're channeling your inner gymnast, the next you're seeing nothing but darkness. A British woman’s cartwheel marathon turns into an unexpected, vision-blurring Olympic event.
Peter Hudson was discovered mid-romance with his sex doll on the front porch, confessing to both neighbors and the court—all in one moment. British justice meets inflatable companionship in a scene so surreal, even Love Island’s casting directors would think twice.
In an unprecedented bureaucratic plot twist, Social Security vanished thousands of retirees after a DOGE-named agency wielded too much delete power. Turns out, being 'digitally dead' doesn’t help you collect benefits—or set up a game night.
Humanoid robots lined up for the world’s first robot half-marathon, promptly proving they’re better at slapstick than sprinting. Beijing’s robo-runners wowed crowds with accidental acrobatics and slow-motion drama, not exactly threatening human athletic supremacy this year.
Move over, robo-judges—the UAE just put ChatGPT on the legislative payroll. The first nation to automate lawmaking, the Emirates lets artificial intelligence draft the rules mere mortals must follow.
The Easter Bunny got busted in Ohio after a candy catastrophe turned the holiday into a sticky mess. Police say this isn’t your usual holiday tale.
A llama drama report in Westchester County turned out to be about an alpaca on the loose. Who knew alpacas could cause such a stir?
An urban explorer sneaked into a £3 million abandoned mansion filled with a £50,000 dead tiger and a decaying Rolls Royce. Talk about luxury gone truly wild.
