In a decision that’s raising eyebrows, a judge ruled that deporting a migrant would be "too stressful to proceed," turning courtroom logic into a head-scratcher. Apparently, some legal matters are just too emotionally taxing for the justice system, leaving us all wondering if stress is now a valid defense in immigration court.
The Pentagon just got a glam squad. Move over, military briefings—there’s a new battle for flawless foundation under the fluorescent lights. Apparently, national security now includes HD-ready complexions.
Sarah Palin claims a New York Times editorial left her feeling spiritually deflated—because nothing says modern politics like losing your oomph in open court.
Congresswoman Nancy Mace's viral supermarket video is a political thriller with a twist. Who needs Netflix when real life serves such drama?
Blink-182’s bassist swears his pop-punk wisdom guided US forces to Saddam. Somewhere, a Pentagon playlist just got a lot weirder—and history teachers everywhere are nervously shredding their lesson plans.
Science meets Olympic-level awkwardness as the world’s first official sperm race crowns a champion. Genetics, fertility clinics, and way too much competitive energy collide in humanity’s weirdest new sport, now streaming for curious onlookers worldwide.
One moment you're channeling your inner gymnast, the next you're seeing nothing but darkness. A British woman’s cartwheel marathon turns into an unexpected, vision-blurring Olympic event.
Peter Hudson was discovered mid-romance with his sex doll on the front porch, confessing to both neighbors and the court—all in one moment. British justice meets inflatable companionship in a scene so surreal, even Love Island’s casting directors would think twice.
In an unprecedented bureaucratic plot twist, Social Security vanished thousands of retirees after a DOGE-named agency wielded too much delete power. Turns out, being 'digitally dead' doesn’t help you collect benefits—or set up a game night.
Dolly Parton’s makeup routine takes a bizarre twist—she sleeps in it to avoid looking like ‘hell’ during unexpected wake-ups.
A Texan fisherman spent four grueling hours landing a 153-pound alligator gar on a fishing line rated for just two pounds. Talk about extreme angling and conservation clash.
A 500-year-old oak tree, survivor of wars and storms, is felled by a restaurant chain, igniting public fury and disbelief. What a way to treat a historic landmark!
Americans decorate potatoes for Easter as egg prices soar—turns out the Easter Bunny now accepts root vegetables.
When your startup’s top exec is AI and your first move is to hit on her, you’ve achieved Silicon Valley satire. This is ChatGPT meets 'The Office'—with more HR warnings and less reality.
