Boris Johnson was pecked by an ostrich during a Texas visit, proving once and for all that even flightless birds have political opinions. The encounter, equal parts slapstick and symbolism, left Texans amused and the ostrich possibly more qualified to run for office. Diplomacy has never been so feathery.
Forget beach bums—Florida’s surf scene just went full fur. Dozens of dogs hit the waves in the East Coast Dog Surfing Festival, proving once and for all that pawesome pooches know how to shred better than most humans.
A feisty pileated woodpecker is apparently auditioning for the avian version of Fast & Furious by hammering dents into cars across Rockport, Massachusetts. Residents are learning the hard way that Mother Nature sometimes carries a beak and an attitude problem.
Marvel the parrot's bacon-fueled rescue drama has neighbors questioning bird school curriculum. Forget cats in trees—now it’s clueless parrots stymied by basic gravity.
A zedonk on the loose in Michigan? This striped escapee hoofed it right past a suburban security camera, proving hybrid animals make for wild home security footage. Move over, porch pirates—there’s a new sheriff in town.
A Washington homeowner caught a deer giving their cat, Pebbles, a full-on grooming. Move over pet spas—wildlife is now offering door-to-door pampering, and Pebbles might just be the new TikTok influencer of interspecies friendship.
One moment you're channeling your inner gymnast, the next you're seeing nothing but darkness. A British woman’s cartwheel marathon turns into an unexpected, vision-blurring Olympic event.
Peter Hudson was discovered mid-romance with his sex doll on the front porch, confessing to both neighbors and the court—all in one moment. British justice meets inflatable companionship in a scene so surreal, even Love Island’s casting directors would think twice.
In an unprecedented bureaucratic plot twist, Social Security vanished thousands of retirees after a DOGE-named agency wielded too much delete power. Turns out, being 'digitally dead' doesn’t help you collect benefits—or set up a game night.
Humanoid robots lined up for the world’s first robot half-marathon, promptly proving they’re better at slapstick than sprinting. Beijing’s robo-runners wowed crowds with accidental acrobatics and slow-motion drama, not exactly threatening human athletic supremacy this year.
Scientists just found a caterpillar that literally cocoons itself in the corpses of its vanquished prey. Move over, Silence of the Lambs—nature’s got a new fashion-forward villain crawling through the undergrowth.
A man, almost halved in a forklift mishap, dreams of Tom Holland and Zendaya starring in his biopic. It's not the usual casting call.
Americans decorate potatoes for Easter as egg prices soar—turns out the Easter Bunny now accepts root vegetables.
Long before TikTok thirst traps, Mary MacLane’s 1902 diary scandalized the nation with confessions of Napoleon lust, Satanic crushes, and 89 public boasts about her own genius. Victorian drama, meet viral memoir energy.
