Don Jr Opens $500K MAGA Club Where Access to Trump Comes Standard

Don Jr's new MAGA club is shaking up Washington nightlife, with $500,000 membership fees buying direct access to Trump insiders. Don’t expect velvet ropes—expect velvet paywalls, political intrigue, and a dash of capitalist absurdity in every cocktail.
The "Executive Branch" isn't just a club; it's a power nexus where MAGA's elite converge. With members like Secretary of State Marco Rubio and Attorney General Pam Bondi, it's the ultimate political playground. Eager applicants are even offering $1 million to skip the waitlist, proving that in D.C., access is the hottest commodity.