Chinese smugglers have upped the weirdness game by stuffing computer chips inside live lobsters and donning fake pregnancy bellies, all to outwit customs officials and traffic electronics. Nvidia's claims are no match for this ocean-inspired tech smuggling caper, making GPU shortages look almost normal.

With China’s black market GPUs slipping past border checks inside seafood and silicone bellies, customs officials scramble to keep pace. These stunts aren’t just folklore—Chinese Customs has documented processors stuffed with lobsters, fueling viral smuggling stories worldwide.