In a bizarre twist of self-optimization, tech billionaire Byran Johnson announces he’s achieved a biological age of 10, sparking both awe and disbelief in the realm of anti-aging endeavors.
Toronto’s Red Rebels fuse performance art and eco-activism, staging crimson-clad spectacles for climate justice. Move over Shakespeare, these environmentalists are rewriting street theatre in the heart of Canada’s busiest city.
Chocolate artist Amaury Guichon just built a fully functional bowling alley—pins, ball, and even the wood grain—out of pure cocoa wizardry. Suddenly, the phrase “strikingly sweet” isn’t just a pun, it’s an edible reality showstopper.
Medieval penis counting has finally hit a fever pitch as historians wrangle over the Bayeux tapestry's risqué stitchwork. The scholarly tally dispute is embroidering new chapters in the annals of weird history debates.
Sophie Lloyd donned a fake mustache to infiltrate Britain’s all-male Magic Circle, only to confess the ruse the very night women were finally allowed in. Sometimes reality’s greatest trick is outsmarting itself—magic, mischief, and a spectacular self-own all appear in this viral tale.
This couple skipped the chapel and said ‘I do’ while death metal blasted and bodies flew. Moshing matrimony: just your average Pittsburgh romance headline in 2025.
Science meets Olympic-level awkwardness as the world’s first official sperm race crowns a champion. Genetics, fertility clinics, and way too much competitive energy collide in humanity’s weirdest new sport, now streaming for curious onlookers worldwide.
One moment you're channeling your inner gymnast, the next you're seeing nothing but darkness. A British woman’s cartwheel marathon turns into an unexpected, vision-blurring Olympic event.
Peter Hudson was discovered mid-romance with his sex doll on the front porch, confessing to both neighbors and the court—all in one moment. British justice meets inflatable companionship in a scene so surreal, even Love Island’s casting directors would think twice.
In an unprecedented bureaucratic plot twist, Social Security vanished thousands of retirees after a DOGE-named agency wielded too much delete power. Turns out, being 'digitally dead' doesn’t help you collect benefits—or set up a game night.
Humanoid robots lined up for the world’s first robot half-marathon, promptly proving they’re better at slapstick than sprinting. Beijing’s robo-runners wowed crowds with accidental acrobatics and slow-motion drama, not exactly threatening human athletic supremacy this year.
Chinese hair salons ditch human washers for speedy AI shampooing machines that clean and rinse locks in just 13 minutes. Welcome to the future of haircare automation.
Education Secretary mistakes AI for A1 sauce—nothing says tech expertise like confusing artificial intelligence with a steak marinade.
This couple skipped the chapel and said ‘I do’ while death metal blasted and bodies flew. Moshing matrimony: just your average Pittsburgh romance headline in 2025.
Scientists just found a caterpillar that literally cocoons itself in the corpses of its vanquished prey. Move over, Silence of the Lambs—nature’s got a new fashion-forward villain crawling through the undergrowth.