California is considering a bill that could ban kids over 16 from riding shotgun—effectively turning driving-age teens into backseat drivers by law. The move is aimed at safety, but for teens already denied everything cool, this might just be the final insult. Next up: curfews for people with learner’s permits.
The Pentagon just got a glam squad. Move over, military briefings—there’s a new battle for flawless foundation under the fluorescent lights. Apparently, national security now includes HD-ready complexions.
Sarah Palin claims a New York Times editorial left her feeling spiritually deflated—because nothing says modern politics like losing your oomph in open court.
Congresswoman Nancy Mace's viral supermarket video is a political thriller with a twist. Who needs Netflix when real life serves such drama?
Science meets Olympic-level awkwardness as the world’s first official sperm race crowns a champion. Genetics, fertility clinics, and way too much competitive energy collide in humanity’s weirdest new sport, now streaming for curious onlookers worldwide.
One moment you're channeling your inner gymnast, the next you're seeing nothing but darkness. A British woman’s cartwheel marathon turns into an unexpected, vision-blurring Olympic event.
Peter Hudson was discovered mid-romance with his sex doll on the front porch, confessing to both neighbors and the court—all in one moment. British justice meets inflatable companionship in a scene so surreal, even Love Island’s casting directors would think twice.
In an unprecedented bureaucratic plot twist, Social Security vanished thousands of retirees after a DOGE-named agency wielded too much delete power. Turns out, being 'digitally dead' doesn’t help you collect benefits—or set up a game night.
Humanoid robots lined up for the world’s first robot half-marathon, promptly proving they’re better at slapstick than sprinting. Beijing’s robo-runners wowed crowds with accidental acrobatics and slow-motion drama, not exactly threatening human athletic supremacy this year.
An adventurous YouTuber finds himself in hot water after attempting to befriend the notoriously hostile Sentinelese by leaving them Diet Coke. Spoiler: they're not impressed.
Notorious gangster mistakes CBB star for obsessed fan at funeral—proof that even criminals get their celebrity cameos wrong.
In China’s first humanoid half-marathon, 21 robotic runners broke down mid-race, proving humans still dominate endurance events for now.
